Funny Ha Ha

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Studio: Genius Products Inc Release Date: 06/19/2007 Run time: 88 minutes Rating: Nr

Funny Ha Ha

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Funny Ha Ha


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Christmas... Funny... Ha Ha!

Article by Linda J. Alexander

Thinking of designing your own Christmas cards? Maybe you can use jokes as the outside lead-in, and then the second part as the inside verse. They'll have to be short to fit the design but there are all sorts of entertaining bits available just for the searching. And the front-of-the-card graphic will need to be complimentary to the verse. Try a few of these on for size, think about how you could use them, or others, to give your family and friends a holiday giggle... and whatever you do, keep your own sense of humor!  December is the most popular month for nose jobs... don't worry, that's not what I got you for Christmas. If Santa doesn't have to age, then why is he old? ~~ He only appears to be old. He's really an undercover kid. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? ~~ Horn-aments. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? ~~ Eight—one to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down. Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? ~~ Elfis Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric. How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct? ~~ On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree. A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental. A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. Definition of Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.Once you've got your Christmas cards taken care of, just for the heck of it here are some suggestions of fun things to do during the holidays, if you get bored... big people need to have fun, too. Get a job as a mall Santa and tell all the children you're tired of milk and cookies and you'd prefer beer and pretzels instead. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they no longer work. After the sun goes down, repeat every day until Christmas. Set up a kiosk at your local mall and sell timeshares at the North Pole. Show potential buyers Santa's house and tell them you have Pole view and lake view condos available. Sell vials of water, advertising them as Frosty the Snowman urns. Include sympathy cards. Stand in line, sit on Santa's lap, and tell him what you DON'T want for Christmas.Oh, c'mon folks, lighten up... it's Christmas!

About the Author

Linda J. Alexander is a Maryland author and copywriter. She's had 5 books published, including her most recent, Reluctant Witness: Robert Taylor, Hollywood, & Communism. Linda uses 123print.com for marketing and personal print needs.

What's the difference between weird funny and "ha-ha" funny? Is weird funny bad?Someone said I was weird funny?
as opposed to ha-ha funny.

your not funny manidk u tell me cuz u aint makin any sense to me....I think "ha-ha" funny is a regular funny person who makes jokes and clowns around. Weird funny is when you do stuff that is out the ordinary that is not really meant for people to laugh at. But they do because they are like what the f&*$ are they talking about???

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