What is a Zombie?

What is a Zombie?

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What is a Zombie?

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All About Funny Zombie T-Shirts

Article by James

The best thing about zombie t-shirts, and even just zombies in general, is that there are as many different looking ones as there are people on the earth.

Did you know that the real definition of a zombie is one who is without self awareness and consciousness, perhaps due to having been hypnotized, but who can respond to his or her surrounding stimuli? Interesting....

However, zombie t-shirts have become almost an art form all their own. Artists basically have free reign when it comes to creating a zombie. The only real guidelines they have are, it must look dead, and the bloodier the better.

The most popular are the zombie movie t-shirts. I mean, seriously, is there anything better than wearing a Dawn Of The Dead t-shirt with your favorite jeans? It's odd, though, because there haven't really been that many zombie movies made that are well known. Not when you compare the numbers to mainstream movies, anyway.

But, the ones that have a large cult following, these are the movies that great zombie t-shirts are made of.

"Dawn Of The Dead"

"Night Of The Living Dead"

"The Return Of The Living Dead"

And most recently, "Zombieland"

Another favorite among wearers of these shirts are funny zombie t-shirts. You know the ones I mean.

"Kiss me. I'm dead."

"Cannibals are just zombies who won't make the commitment."

"Zombies: They love you for what's on the inside."

"Dead On My Feet."

"I don't love you for your body. I love you for your brain."

These funny t-shirts really say something about the person who wears them. They tell everyone that one, you have a great sense of humor. And two, that you are a huge fan of low budget horror films. But seriously.....

I've noticed, while searching for zombie t-shirts online, there are a lot more than just your garden variety, blood zombie available. In addition being bloody and scary, they can also be humorous, cute, mad, nerdy, even Simpson-like. The list goes on and on.

Another thing that's really cool, as with all graphic shirts, is the fact that the technology is so advanced that they're so detailed. I mean, I've seen some zombie t-shirts where you can actually see the brains dripping out of the corner of their mouth's!

If you're looking for some good zombie t-shirts, you'll find the best if you do some work and search online. You will find the best shirts and you can look for the best deals. You can get the highest quality zombie movie t-shirts at really great bargain prices.

Check auction sites, first. Or, you can simply go to Google and type in some words that describe the shirt you want. You're sure to find it after a bit of searching.

So, go get your funny zombie t-shirt now and hey! We'll be seeing you at Halloween!

About the Author

For more classic or Zombie t-shirts visit Useless T-Shirts.com. We have Funny T-Shirts from around the net.

James has spent the last seven years in the t-shirt industry. He has sold and printed more t-shirts than he can remember and loves the feeling he gets when one the t-shirts he sells makes someone smile.

Does anyone know of any funny zombie birthday greetings?
I've looked on the internet fro funny poems or sayings and have been unsuccessful. I've tried the Zombie Haikus and greeting cards but they're only... meh. Even a short funny birthday poem would be good. It's my little sister's birthday and she's turning 20. Anything witty or sarcastic would be good, if sarcasm can be thrown in there some how. Not really sure. LOL

You're a great little sister, but if the zombies start chasing us, I'm tripping you.Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'.

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